| If the Hundred Years' War had been fought with paintballs instead of rifles, it might still be happening, but it'd be so colourful that no one would mind. Experience your own vibrant battlefield with today's Groupon: for $20, you get three hours of Saturday or Sunday paintball for two people including equipment and coveralls rental at Paintball Nation (a $99 value). Your Groupon is redeemable at both the indoor location in Mississauga and the outdoor location in Brampton, though the outdoor field is closed until June. The five-year-old paintball grounds have been the scene of numerous fun-filled outings and score-settling duels between coworkers, and boasts serving more than 20,000 armed artists annually. Your Groupon is good for a three-hour all-out throwdown for you and a friend or Parliamentary representative at either of Paintball Nation's expansive fields. The indoor "urban scenario" field in Mississauga comes complete with sniper towers, faux buildings, trucks, and over-zealous feline-rights canvassers for you to dodge, hide behind, duck under, or lean on for a quick break. Admission includes all the gear you and your nemesis will need to pummel one another with explosive paint pellets—mask, markers, air tank with refills, 100 paint spheres each, and chic coveralls to shield and protect your clothing and skin. Paintball is more than a safe and satisfying way to release aggression and practice your aim—it also offers a high-impact cardio workout and a forum for aged abstract expressionists of the 1950s to relive their glory days. So seize this opportunity to live out your destiny as a noble art warrior and bring a friend or foe for a less lonely battlefield experience. |
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